Miss Tulsa

I’ve been called a 5 star reservation, on a picnic blanket. If you like a li’l meat with your potatoes…dinner is served!

Lookin for Barbie? Move along…she don’t live here. I’m fat, old & plain!
Bigger, a bit older & much less glamorous, but…I know how to make a man feel fantastic!

Looking for wham, bamm & thank you ma’am, look elsewhere…I am not your lady.
I’m an, incurable, flirt and love the art of seduction.
See the difference the difference makes!

In a field of Ferraris, I’m the Lincoln Town Car; built for comfort, not speed!
Come take a ride!

I screen thoroughly.